When Daddy Has Dry Undies
Gabriel gets to put a coin in his bank each morning that he has dry pullups. He usually goes for the pennies. One day I offered him a quarter.
G - No thanks. That's for Daddy when Daddy has dry undies."
In the Car
Genius
G – Mommy, I want three biscuits.
M – There are only three biscuits left. If I have one, how many do you get to have?
G – Two!
<drum roll please>
Paul – Gabriel, what if you have three biscuits and your mommy and I each have one. How many would we have?
G – “One, two, three, ..four,…five. Five!”
I am printing his Harvard application as I type.
Sound Bites from Corpus Christi
Paul – Gabriel, please don’t put holes in Grandpa’s yard.
G – No, Daddy. I am planting donut trees!
Nana – What did you see on your trip to Corpus Christi?
G – I saw boats and ships and bridges and people who don’t know how to drive.
(guess who drove into town…..)
And finally, a child after my own heart:
G – Mommy, I don’t WANT lunch! I just want cookie dough!
